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Check Your Purse Straps Before Going On A Date Ladies

I was flirting with this hot guy at work for several months before he finally asked me out last Friday. We went for drinks right after work and had loads of fun. To put things in context we work for the largest courier company at the head office. There are several hundred people on our floor alone, and there are absolutely no secrets.

Anyway it started to get pretty late so we hopped on the subway; we both travel in the same direction. As we approached my stop Luke explained how much he enjoyed my company, and that he has been looking for a "respectable woman with strong family values" for a long time.

Moments later I stood up and my purse strap snapped. My purse hit the floor and most of the contents went rolling out in different directions for all to see.

Your alias: 
Lucy
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Office
Average: 1 (13 votes)

He Drives A Red Camero

I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah he drives a red Camero, and works at Microsoft?! I dated him two years ago!" I had been going out with him exclusively for four years.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Library
Average: 3.7 (7 votes)

Extremely Premature

I met this guy on POF and we went on a few dates. On our third date things started getting hot and heavy back at his place. We were on the couch fooling around. We were making out and he was fondling my breasts.

Then all of a sudden he got this funny look on his face and said "please stop." I was only kissing him! we laid there for about 10 seconds motionless unless he rolled his eyes back and proclaimed he had to use the washroom to clean up.

He came just from kissing, and he's 28!

I like tantric sex, this isn't going to work.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.6 (5 votes)

Who's Bra Is This?

Back in my early 20's I was in a long term relationship that was winding down... ok I was essentially dumped.

Anyway I was dating this new girl and had her over night on a Friday. We had outstanding sex and she went on her merry way after breakfast on Saturday.

I had taken over the lease from my ex and she still had stuff at the apartment. She wanted to come by Saturday night to pick up a few remaining things. Wouldn't you know one thing led to another and before I knew it we were going at it hard and heavy in my bed.

The next morning when she got up to take a shower I rolled over and stumbled across a bra underneath her pillow. Only problem was I didn't know if this was her's or the other chick's bra... they both had big boobs?

I took a chance and tossed the double barreled slingshot in my sock drawer. I must have gotten away with it... neither chick ever brought up a missing bra.

Sometimes you just get lucky.

Your alias: 
You Know Who
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
The Big Bop
Average: 1.7 (3 votes)

That'll Be $400 Please

I'm a reasonably successful guy in my late 40's, divorced but no kids. I was tired of dating older women and wanted to try on a 20 something lady on for size. The problem is where do meet somebody half my age?

I turned to the web, and Sugardaddie, in particular. After just two days I had already arranged my first date with a hot 27 year old Russian blond with a killer bod. She explained that she was tired of dating unsophisticated men. I would love to have a hot girlfriend to spoil, I responded.

Our dinner date went perfectly, she laughed at all of my jokes, batted her beautiful blue eyes at me, and seemed fully engaged throughout the night.

At the end of the date I dropped her off at her place. She invited me in, but being a gentlemen I suggested perhaps on our next date. She said "great, now if you'll just give me $400 I'll get out of the car."

Your alias: 
Tom
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Sugardaddie
Average: 4.3 (7 votes)

No Coffee Date For You

I emailed a guy I like to ask him out on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Starbucks
Average: 4 (3 votes)
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