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My Small Penis

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 15:19

On my first date with Jennifer, it was so obvious that we would end up in bed together. She was oozing sex from every pore and I wanted to tap that ass like nobody’s business.

When we finally rushed our way through dinner, she recommended that we head to a bar near her house so we can loosen up and then walk to her place.

After about 3 drinks, we decided that we just couldn’t take it anymore and had to have each other. We rushed to her place and began undressing each other.

When I finally took off my boxer briefs, she blurted out, “Wow, that is one small penis.”

I was hard. It wasn’t good. I lost my erection. I left.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.4 (5 votes)

A Little Too Ghetto For My Taste

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:54

I met this guy at a club and agreed to go with him to IHOP for breakfast after. He seemed like a really cool guy and was hilarious.

Unfortunately just as breakfast came he decided to start showing me his bullet wounds... all 7 of them. I finished my breakfast quickly and said I to get up early for church.

I have been ignoring his texts for days... only slightly worried about a drive by.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.3 (6 votes)

Dude, You're A Dude!

Sun, 03/14/2010 - 16:29

I was chatting with the hot girl for several weeks on Adult Friend Finder. Eventually we agreed to meet for a rendezvous. To be safe we planned to meet at a coffee shop and it all was good then head back to my place.

I sat at the coffee shop waiting... my date was 15 minutes late. Finally this guy walks up to me and asks "are you Sando?" I was a little taken a back, and slowly responded "ah yes, do you know Lucy?" He stood there for a second staring me up and down and then chimed in with "I am Lucy."

I used a few expletives and impatiently awaited an explanation. He said, "well you're profile says you're bi."

"What the hell," I exclaimed. "I was expecting to meet a hot blond chick, not some overweight dude!" He sheepishly asked, "can't we still have sex?"

"NO," I retorted! I got up and walked out.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Adult Friend Finder
Average: 3.7 (7 votes)

I'm Just Not That Into You

Tue, 02/23/2010 - 18:56

This isn't actually a date since I didn't meet him. I started chatting with this man I met on Adult Friend Finder. The picture he displayed on the site seemed nice enough and he seemed to be all right. So we moved our chat to MSN Windows Live Messenger. When there he showed a picture of himself considerably larger than the one on the site. I commented on it and he told me the one on the site was about a year old and he'd give me a slide show to show me the progression of himself over that year.

He started sharing pictures and began a running commentary on his life at that stage, what the picture was of and how he progressed from there. By the third picture I was suffering from far too much information syndrome and decided this guy was a tad needy for my tastes.

I wanted to bow out gracefully so I explained to him politely that upon further examinations of the pictures that he wasn't my type. I thanked him for his interest and wished him good luck.

Your alias: 
Raven
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Adult Friend Finder
Average: 2.8 (4 votes)

Cheating Bastard

Fri, 01/29/2010 - 14:38

In the state of Massachusetts gay marriage is legal. Thought it was the best thing that could have ever happened to myself and my boyfriend. We got married, had a ceremony and reception, the whole bit. Fairy tale sounding, not! I found the the pervert in the shower with a mutual friend of ours, while I was asleep in the apartment.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
N/A
Average: 4.2 (5 votes)

I Didn't Have Sex With You On The First Date!

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 18:32

I met this hot girl through Plenty Of Fish and we hooked up for drinks at a local watering hole. We both got pretty bombed and I said she could crash at my place and drive home in the morning when she sobered up.

When we got back to my place things got insanely wild. Before I knew it we were doing a 69 and then she was climbing on top of me. Rather than being conventional she some how thought it would be more fun to hit it up Greek style. After about 20 minutes and about the same number of crazy positions we both passed out.

When I came to she was gone but had left a note asking me to call her.

I called her up alright. What started out as a pleasant conversation ended in quite an argument. She insisted that we never had sex. I explained making out, petting, doing a 69, and full on anal constituted sex. She said we never had normal intercourse so it doesn't count.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.5 (13 votes)
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