On Sunday I had a date set up with this nice guy for brunch. I stopped by his place at 11 as we had agreed to pick him up.

He looked like hell, and was obviously up partying all night. He suggested that I give his friend a drive home while he showered and got ready to go.

His "friend" was some big boobed bimbo that he obviously had a one night stand with. He couldn't even remember her name!

I have no idea why I agreed to drive her home, but I did. As I was heading back to his place I received a text from him asking if I could just pick up some McDonald's for him instead.

Needless to say I didn't show up with breakfast.

I was contacted by a guy on Plenty of Fish and he wanted to meet up. I usually don't go for meeting people the very first day I talk to them and this goes to show the exact reason I will NOT ever do it again! He asked me to come to his house...mistake one; plus it was pretty late at night.

Anyway, as soon as I saw him I started getting bad vibes from the start. He didn't look much like his pictures at all. He was "astonished" that I'm a girl and I know how to handle guns (I've grown up with guns my whole life). Anyway, he pulls out a Colt 45 revolver that was his great-grandfather's or something like that. Naturally I loved the gun being a revolver person. He then pulls out a .45 semi automatic. He said we could fire them off in his backyard, even though he lived in city limits.

I met this guy on Plenty of Fish and after several tries we finally managed to meet up for drinks one night. He was good looking, well dressed, and very funny; I was really starting to dig this guy.

He was nice enough to drive me home and I getting a good vibe from him so we kissed a little bit in his car. When we finished kissing I said goodnight and was about to get out of the car; I glanced down, and not only was he hard... but he had taken his penis out of his pants, yikes!

This was just like Seinfeld's "he put it out"... I did a double take and then got the hell out of there!