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Dates where you got dumped, or dumped the other person

Too Much Drama In This Mama

I just rebounded from a 3 year relationship with a crappy Arab girl (don't date Arabs they suck balls) and joined OK Cupid. Immediately this lovely latina showed up and I knew she had a kid because she was upfront about it.

We dated a lot and it was mutually beneficial.. until, though she claimed she had birth control she clearly didn't because I got her knocked up. After 9 months went by we chose to give our baby girl up for adoption.

Stay away from single mothers and Latina single mothers especially!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Ok Cupid
Average: 1.3 (3 votes)

According To Him There Are Plenty Of Other Fish

This morning I arrived at work to find an email from my boyfriend waiting for me there.

I rarely get email from him so I figured I was in for a pleasant surprise such as a dinner invitation, nice message saying he loved me, or whatnot.

Instead all I got was a link to his newly created Plenty Of Fish account. This is his way of saying he is breaking up with me, real classy!

I was planning to let him finally have anal this weekend, his loss.

Your alias: 
just another fish
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Mutual Friend
Average: 3 (12 votes)

Merry Christmas For All (But Me)

I was with this fine girl for 7 months, she was everything I wanted. She had kids from a earlier marriage but that was no big deal. Well as you all know Christmas is around the corner so I wanted to get the kids awesome gifts. I got an electric scooter for the boy and a wood kitchen set for the girl.

Thanksgiving came and I wasn't invited to her family's get together; this should have been my first clue. The next couple of weeks went by without me hardly seeing her so I asked if she still likes me and is happy with being with me; she said yes. Last week her and the kids came by we had what I thought was a fun time. When they left early I didn't think much of it. In reality she was there getting all her personal items.

Your alias: 
Alone For Christmas
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Book Store
Average: 4.1 (8 votes)

Deceitful Bitch!

I am in my late 30's. I always convinced myself I never got married because I was waiting for my soul-mate. Finally I thought I had found her on Plenty Of Fish of all places.

We dated and then got very serious after a few months. Close to a year into the relationship I decided to propose. I went online to see if I could open my old Plenty Of Fish account to find out what day we actually met.

My account was gone but on the very first page wouldn't you know her photo pops up in the recently online section! I nearly went ballistic when I read her profile and saw she was currently online... from work no less!

I thought ok, maybe there is some reasonable explanation. To test her I made up a fake profile and sent her an email. Within 2 minutes she emails back and is ready for action.

What a slut!

Needless to say I have returned her ring and dumped her.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Plenty Of Fish
Average: 4.4 (10 votes)

Double Whammy!

Last week I was fired from my Director level position I held for 5 years. They terminated my employment due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate." It's true, I was dating a coworker.

To add insult to injury later that day my girlfriend sent me a text to say she was breaking up with me because I no longer had a job. I was the one that hired her!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Mutual Friend
Average: 3.3 (15 votes)

Dumped For Neglect

A lady I was dating for the past couple months dumped me. She said she was tired of waiting around for me and being neglected all the time. I guess I shouldn't have spent so much time studying for 2 degrees and working 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Coffee House
Average: 2.9 (8 votes)
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