I met this guy on Plenty of Fish and we got chatting. Turns out he lived at the otherside of the city centre from me and when I described where I lived, he told me he knew the take away place two doors down so knew where my flat was.

We chatted through FB and MSN, video chatted too and so I invited him over for a no-strings evening. I'd like to say it was awesome but I'd be lying. We continued to chat occasionally and he kept saying that he'd come over again some time and spend the whole night but I wasn't really into the idea. I liked the attention though!

A couple of months later, I was parking my car on the drive of my flat. I live in a converted stables behind a large house, and the driveway leads to a parking area between the two. I look over and see aforementioned guy getting out of his car with another woman and going into the main house. I ask him about it via text and he tells me she's his girlfriend of THREE YEARS! Needless to say, I'm pissed off.

I met this girl on Facebook and took her out for dinner and dancing last Saturday. The date was amazing and ended up with us making out in my car in front of her house.

After about 10 minutes of this activity we said goodnight and she got out of my car. I started my car, threw it into reverse, and backed down the driveway.

Suddenly there was a loud crash!!! While we were swapping spit her dad had come home and parked right behind me.

He witnessed us making out, and now I had wreaked the front of his brand new BMW X5... my life sucks!