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That Was A Waste Of Money

Sat, 02/20/2010 - 16:02

I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall."

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Night Club
Average: 4.6 (5 votes)

What's Good for the Goose....

Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:21

I had been chatting with this guy online for a couple of days and we agreed to meet. I'd told him that I wasn't looking for a relationship and that monogamy wasn't my thing.

The day before we were supposed to meet he sends me an e-mail saying that if we were together he wouldn't want me seeing anyone else so he wouldn't have to use a condom when we had sex. Oh, but it'd be okay if he saw other people.

Needless to say, we're not meeting now.

Your alias: 
Raven
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Online
Average: 4.6 (5 votes)

Most Fridged Woman On Earth

Tue, 11/17/2009 - 09:22

I met what I thought to be a very sexy girl on Match. We went out on a few dates and both times when I tried to kiss her she stopped me.

On our third date I delved into this a little more and she said that she doesn't kiss a guy until they are exclusive. Pretty old fashioned I thought, but ok.

After a few more dates I tried to breach the subject of sex. she was apprehensive to discuss it but then admitted she was a virgin; she's 33! What she said next was even more shocking. "I am never going to have sex," she exclaimed. "It's dirty and I'm not doing it!"

That was enough info for me... I told her to enjoy her life of celibacy, but to leave me out of it!

Your alias: 
Frank n Beans
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 4.6 (7 votes)

Spit Or Swallow?

Fri, 10/09/2009 - 06:43

I hooked up with this shorty at Jet in Vegas. We starting getting it on all over the dance floor. I convinced her to sneak into a booth in the washroom for a little extracurricular activity.

After a little french she squatted and went down on me. This girl was good!!! When she anticipated I was about to pop she asked if I wanted her to swallow or shoot on her face.

I love a good facial; the rest is history!

I was hoping to hook up with her again that weekend but she gave me a fake number. What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas baby!

Your alias: 
Pete
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Jet Nightclub in Vegas
Average: 4.5 (6 votes)

Superfecta!

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 08:01

I had been flirting with a new office admin at work for a few weeks and finally asked her out. She's Hispanic, about 5-7, 115 pounds, with a killer body and big boobs. She kind of looks like Selma Hyek.

We went to TGI Friday's for dinner where she brought up topics like her season tickets for the Red Wings, needing another guy for her flag football team, the proper way to grill a steak, and best positions for anal sex.

She invited me to a Wings game on Saturday night... I'm pumped!

Your alias: 
Bert
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Work
Average: 4.5 (4 votes)

My Lucky Star Wars Panties

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 15:59

I met this great guy for drinks at Zebra Lounge. Everything was going amazingly well, he had a great sense of humor and we were almost rolling on the floor laughing at one point.

I excused myself to go to the ladies room and when I came back he stopped laughing but other people in the club had started.

I somehow managed to tuck my skirt into my panties, my Star Wars themed panties. Not so funny for me.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
FriendFinder
Average: 4.5 (4 votes)
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