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Pig!!!

Sun, 02/21/2010 - 19:23

I was seeing this guy for about three months and assumed it was understood that we were exclusive. The other day he forgot his mobile phone at my place. Curious I took a peek at his contact list.

Under my name in the notes he had written "big tits, gives good head." Both a true, but that was a little unflattering.

I checked some other contacts and found all kinds of other girls with similar notes in there. This is pretty crude, I thought, but I guess he's just a little perverted.

It's when I checked his call logs that I really got pissed off. He had calls to/from these other women continuously, all while we were going out. What a pig!!! Who does he think he is, Tiger Woods?

I wrote him a nasty email and smashed his phone with a hammer. I guess he'll have to start building up his stable from scratch.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Bar
Average: 4.3 (6 votes)

Bad T Shirts And No Manners..

Sat, 07/24/2010 - 11:12

He was completely and utterly loaded (legal eagle, DB9, country manor, blah blah blah) with no regard for other people, a huge IQ and possible dyspraxia... hence, in his words, why he 'writes like a doctor'... if only that had been the worst part......

He took me out for dinner and (as a starter for ten) his face was practically in someone else's food as he passed by the tables with a fascination normally reserved for small children... and asked loudly 'what on earth is that?' of a horrified elderly couple..

He made the most horrendous jokes ever plus had a penchant for staring at other couples and claiming (very loudly) that one of them looked bored beyond disbelief and that their relationship was probably over....

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Match.com
Average: 4.3 (3 votes)

A Little Too Ghetto For My Taste

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:54

I met this guy at a club and agreed to go with him to IHOP for breakfast after. He seemed like a really cool guy and was hilarious.

Unfortunately just as breakfast came he decided to start showing me his bullet wounds... all 7 of them. I finished my breakfast quickly and said I to get up early for church.

I have been ignoring his texts for days... only slightly worried about a drive by.

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Female
Your Date: 
Male
Where you met: 
Club
Average: 4.3 (6 votes)

I Have To Get Going, How About A Quick Handjob... That's What She Said!

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 19:38

I met this chick at Kit Kat. We were making out on the dance-floor a bit and later I offered to drive her home.

Out front of her place we started kissing in the car. I wasn't really expecting anything to happen because she had said that she had to get up early the next day.

Kissing went on innocently for about 15 minutes and then she just blurts out "look, I need to get some sleep... if you want I'll give you a quick hand-job and you can call me next week."

I was taken aback, but quickly recovered to take her up on the offer. She did the deed but never returned my calls after that... win win, for me!

Your alias: 
Playa
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Kit Kat
Average: 4.3 (7 votes)

Fist Fight With Irate Husband

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 08:23

I had been on Lavalife for a while and wasn't getting any action in the dating and relationship sections. I figured I may as well put up a profile in intimate encounters... I hadn't been laid in a few months.

Surprisingly there are a lot of horny women on Lavalife. I got about 5 times as many emails and IM's from "intimate" as I did from the other two areas combined!

Only downside was most of the women contacting me were not single. One particularly cute married honey smiled at me and I just couldn't resist. After chatting for a few weeks things got hot and heavy in cyberspace. We decided we had to meet for real and made arrangements to get together at a pub near her place.

Five minutes into our date her husband storms into the place, starts yelling insults at her such as whore and slut (and worse), and then sucker punches me while I'm just sitting there!

Your alias: 
anonymous
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Lavalife
Average: 4.3 (7 votes)

That'll Be $400 Please

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 07:31

I'm a reasonably successful guy in my late 40's, divorced but no kids. I was tired of dating older women and wanted to try on a 20 something lady on for size. The problem is where do meet somebody half my age?

I turned to the web, and Sugardaddie, in particular. After just two days I had already arranged my first date with a hot 27 year old Russian blond with a killer bod. She explained that she was tired of dating unsophisticated men. I would love to have a hot girlfriend to spoil, I responded.

Our dinner date went perfectly, she laughed at all of my jokes, batted her beautiful blue eyes at me, and seemed fully engaged throughout the night.

At the end of the date I dropped her off at her place. She invited me in, but being a gentlemen I suggested perhaps on our next date. She said "great, now if you'll just give me $400 I'll get out of the car."

Your alias: 
Tom
You: 
Male
Your Date: 
Female
Where you met: 
Sugardaddie
Average: 4.3 (7 votes)
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